As The Crow Flies…Into My Fence
Who would of thought that the 800 sq. foot mansion I live in would be such an attraction that birds are dying to get in. I came home this afternoon before starting the Tuesday edition of the Freak Show to find out that my life and my house is REALLY a Freak Show!!
This bird had some how decided that life was no longer worth it and chose my house to hang out at until "The Greater Crow" came to take him to a better land.
Now he's up there(wherever that may be) with Brandon Lee and all the birds that thought the turf at Boise State's Stadium was water.
I didn't get a chance to know you bird but until I find out how the hell to get you out of my fence you will be officially known as Freddy Fence Post, the fastest crow in the world. Check out the official video below for all you skeptics out there.