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Attention everyone who has a beard! There is now a swimming cap that covers your head and your whole face. Now your beard can stay in tack while you swim. If you like looking like a dork at the same time! HA
Just a quick forward. I want to express myself appropriately and constructively during my time of impending grief, so I am writing a letter to the Brad's beard to share my feelings. I would also recommend you run this song in the background while you read this, to ensure a better reading experience. Thanks.
For once in my life, I am not looking forward to a Saturday night. Although I will be hanging out with a great group of people and skiing at one of the best resorts in the nation for an entire weekend, I will be ending a relationship on Saturday. I will be saying goodbye to a companion that has been with me for the last few years. Through thick and thin, tough times and incredibly awesome times. A
The NFL regular season is about five weeks away and it can't get here soon enough! While taking a look at training camp updates from my favorite team, the Cincinnati Bengals, I came across this photo of Quarterback Andy Dalton and what could only be the most rad ass Bengals fan in existence.
If there's one thing that sucks about sports, it's lockouts. Lockouts mean no games on TV, no dude time, and a greater chance we'll have to spend time with our women learning how to cook cheese fondue and make potpourri centerpieces. That's why we've been pretty annoyed about this whole NHL lockout.
Shaving a man's beard without his permission is just asking for trouble. Normally the newly baby faced man would probably just beat you into submission himself, but in this case, Samuel Mullet Sr. and 15 followers of his breakaway-former-Amish-sect are being charged with hate crimes after attacking a number of families back in October 2011.
To be able to fly, run faster than a speeding bullet, or x-ray vision would all be stellar super powers, but I like the idea of being able to place a beard on anyone's face, whenever I wanted.