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Richard Sherman Says ‘Half of the NFL’ Uses Adderall
If Richard Sherman is right, maybe they should call it the ADHDFL?
Louisville Coach Rick Pitino To Get Tattoo After Winning NCAA Basketball Championship
Louisville head coach Rick Pitino had some skin in the game on Monday night. Minutes after his team won the 2013 NCAA basketball championship over Michigan, the Cardinals' head coach revealed that he had promised his well-inked team weeks ago that he would get a tattoo if they won the national title...
Woman Calls Out Cheating Husband With Sign At WrestleMania 29
It's cool for a guy to take his girlfriend to WrestleMania, right? Sure, unless that same guy has a wife, then things get complicated. For instance, that guy's wife could show up at WrestleMania with a sign calling him out for cheating and giving his section, row and seat number...
Girl Hit In Face With Home Run Ball After Guy Jumps Away
This is no way to win a woman's heart (or protect her face).
2013 NCAA Tournament — Final Four Preview
Four teams remain alive in the 2013 NCAA tournament field. The 2013 Final Four pits the odds-on favorite against a Cinderella and a beast from the Big East against the Big 10's last remaining entrant.
Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Flea Suggests Lakers ‘Drop Acid’ to Win
With Kobe Bryant, Dwight Howard and Pau Gasol in the lineup, the Los Angeles Lakers have a star-studded cast, but the team has underachieved and stands tied with the Utah Jazz for the last playoff spot in the Western Conference.
You know what would help the Lakers get into the playoffs...
Mets Opening Day Pitcher’s Wife Wears Lucky Underwear For Him
After having his best season in the big leagues in 2012, New York Mets pitcher Jon Niese was named the Opening Day starter for his team, which begins the 2013 campaign against the San Diego Padres at Citi Field on Monday. Niese's secret to getting hitters out...
Boxer Adrien Broner Pays Woman $200 to Cut Her In DMV Line
World champions usually don't have to wait in lines very long... unless they're at the DMV.
Current undefeated WBC lightweight champion of the world, Adrien Broner, who likes to call himself "Mr. HBO" because of his fights for the pay-TV channel, had to renew his driver's license yesterday...
New Hampshire Bans Dodgeball Because Of Bullying Concerns
We hope you enjoyed your childhood, because it's slowly being legislated into dust.
Kate Upton May Go to the Prom With High School Kid Who Asked Her Via YouTube
“@jakedavidson23:youtube.com/watch?v=NvxqUE…” you can call me Katie if you want! How could I turn down that video! I'll check my schedule ;)
— Kate Upton (@KateUpton) March 19, 2013
Don't hate Jake Davidson just because you're not Jake Davidson...
Ronda Rousey To Coach on ‘The Ultimate Fighter’
Ronda Rousey, arguably UFC's fastest rising star, will serve as one of the coaches on the next season of 'The Ultimate Fighter,' the reality-based competition show, UFC president Dana White said at UFC 158 in Montreal on Saturday night.
You Know What This Minor League Baseball Game Needs? Milkshakes Made With Beer
How does a minor league baseball team plan to get all the guys to the yard this summer? Milkshakes, made with beer. You said baseball? Don't be dumb.