One more reason I'd rather be in Rio! A Brazilian beauty pageant isn't looking to give out a scholarship, or reward the best bikini body -- it's not even curious how you look in a wet t-shirt. This pageant is all about posteriors.I can't help it. It's Friday and I'm staring at 8-8 on the calendar. Perfect balance on the backside.

Click the link to see all 28 contestants. Delicious. Sure it's low brow. I don't care. Happy Weekend. Enjoy.