One advantage to being a male, we can whip it out and relieve ourselves whenever we would like to. That doesn't mean it's appropriate wherever we would like to. Some times its a bad idea. In this case, if you are stumbling around an airport waiting for a flight and appearing to be intoxicated, it's a terrible idea.

This isn't a quick piss either. This is one of those deep sighs-of-relief-type wizzes. Watch as this guy does his duty on the floor before police step in and put a rug burn on his johnson.

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