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Let's begin with the fact that Portland has a mobile marijuana cart.

A Portland-area man was asleep for most of his flight from Anchorage to home. He woke up in the middle of the night about 30 minutes from landing and began urinating on the seats... and passengers in front of him.

A Portland garbage truck driver made an illegal turn at 5:50 in the morning. He struck a pedestrian crossing the street and severed his leg above the knee!

We all had a good laugh earlier when we learned Portland, Oregon, has the most strip clubs per capita than any other city in America... by a lot. What's not funny is the number of teenagers cycled through these clubs as dancers to advertise them for paid sex.

Many men have hair fetishes but one Portland man couldn't control his and became a menace to society.

Last July Denver TV station KMGH-Channel 7 agreed to air a commercial for a marijuana dispensary, but the station backed out before airing it. That left KATU-TV in Portland with the chance to make broadcast history... and that fell through in mid August.

A Portland man saw and heard a large, strange explosion in his front yard. He went outside to check and the dry grass (because of drought) was on fire! A neighbor says something fell from the sky.

Mis-marked sign finally fixed by Oregon Department of Transportation, fortunately no accidents reported!

Newberg, Oregon, is reeling from recent revelations the city manager put the chief of police on administrative leave because an officer she had a crush on didn't like him.

What is society to do with all those phone booths everywhere? A couple of Portland computer geeks bought two and have a crazy idea.

Portland strip club Soobies had such a bad reputation it lost its liquor license and was forced to sell juice. New owners still serve juice... but with communion. It's now a church.

Portland is attracting the millennial generation like crazy. Kids, I know Portland is hip and fun, but here are 5 really good reasons you don't want to move there.