Watershed Music Festival 2014 is coming to The Gorge at George Aug. 1-3! You hate country? Doesn't matter, come one,  come all, and see thousands of young women in bikinis -- earplugs available at the gate.

Anyone who's been to Watershed knows there are all kinds of people there... and they all seem to be there for one reason: what seems like MILLIONS of bikini-clad drunk girls.

Rock guys, rap guys, EDM guys, all have one thing in common: they think Country chicks in bikinis with beer are HOT!

That's why everyone goes to the 3-day Watershed Music Festival at the Gorge. They're not Country fans, they're Country Girl fans! And Watershed is Country Girl HQ.

If you're a single guy and you're not at Watershed, maybe you should rethink your strategy.

Watershed: the Country concert for people who hate Country.