It's bad enough to be busted for a DUI, but how about adding having sex while driving, and running from the police to your arrest record. That's what Luis Briones is dealing with today after being arrested Monday night.
There are times when the eyes of an alcoholic reveal a darkness so vast that everything decrepit in the universe appears to makes sense, like a bloodshot looking glass reflecting a message from God - or maybe not. Either way, occasionally a rare breed of sloppy degenerate rises up from the drunken pits of hell to prove to the rest of us that there is a long way to go before we ever hit rock bottom
Drinking on the job is never a good idea, and that goes double when your chosen profession includes illegal activities that can send you to prison. We’re referring, of course, to this Russian dude who was caught having a little post-drinking nap in a woman’s house when he was supposed to be robbing the place. Seriously, it’s just unprofessional.
Few people truly understand the love between a man and a taco like we do. In fact, a couple of us here in the editorial office have been guilty in the past of getting a little fired up simply because our taco order wasn’t right.
A Canadian man was enjoying a camping and fishing trip with his good buddy up at a cabin in Ontario. Early one morning, while unloading some personal logs in the outhouse, a black bear mauled him and dragged him pantless into the woods.
Thanks to Facebook, dumb criminals now have a new way to botch their wrongdoings. Take this 20-year-old man, for example, who was arrested after posting a Facebook photo of himself stealing gas from a cop car. Duh.
Listen, I gave up trying to understand why men feel the need to do some of the things they do long ago, and topping that list is their need to set things on fire. A fart, shots, piles of dynamite… video after video of men with flaming what-have-yous gone awry are as ubiquitous online as kittens acting cute or kids lip-syncing to their favorite pop hit