Chris Illuminati
SuicideGirl of the Day — Perry [PICTURES]
Meet Perry, a SuicideGirl who thinks fitted hats are hot, loves Mexican food and has a pitbull named Scarlett Johansson.
SuicideGirls of the Day — Bob and Kemper [PICTURES]
Meet Bob and Kemper of the always fascinatingly stunning SuicideGirls. Bob Suicide explains that her personal hero is Nightcrawler and her friend Kemper gets hot when guys talk science to her and says her personal hero is Wonder Woman. And then they kiss. Which rules.
Angela Rypien of the Lingerie Football League — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
What better way to celebrate 11/11/11 than with #11 of the Seattle Mist — the lovely Angela Rypien.
The Definitive List of Types of Farts
It will one day be acceptable to admit to the world that you enjoy your own farts. No longer will you have to hide the fact that you secretly smell, classify and rank the “air from under there.” The only thing you haven’t done is name them.
Suelyn Medeiros — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Suelyn Medeirios is a Brazil actress and model that has appeared in commercials, magazines like Smooth and in music videos for acts like R. Kelly and the Red Hot Chili Peppers. She is currently rumored to be dating Chris Brown and was once linked romantically to rapper 50 Cent.
Candice Crawford — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Candice Crawford is a model and former beauty pageant contestant that won the Miss Missouri USA competition in 2008 and placed in the top ten in the Miss USA pageant.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Patton [PICTURES]
Rub a dub dub I wanna be in this tub? Check out the tub we're talking about after the jump.
Jaime Edmondson — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Jaime Edmondson is a former Playmate and sports blogger. She’s appeared on ‘The Amazing Race 14 & 18′, she co-hosts a show on Sirius/XM Fantasy Sports Radio and is a former Miami Dolphins cheerleader.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Vice [PICTURES]
Meet Vice, a SuicideGirl who just realized she lost her virginity, is a total stoner and hates strawberry milk. Let’s hope she finds her virginity soon. It’s always the last place you leave it.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Stephy [PICTURES]
Meet Stephy, a SuicideGirl who loves Disney, considers her dad a hero and has a fantasy that involves Alice in Wonderland outfits.
Why Do Women Have So Much Trouble Drinking Water? [PICTURE]
The staff over at the Hairpin stumbled onto something fascinating today — women and their inability to drink water. This looks like an epidemic more than just some isolated cases. Perhaps there are deeper issues to consider.
Shannon James — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Shannon James is a model that has been featured in magazines such as Maxim UK, Steppin Out’ and Hooters.