Apparently random married guys approach the also hitched Red Rocker, Sammy Hagar, offering their partners for side action. Caught in between the "Two Sides of Love?"

His response: "Dude, are you crazy?"

For some reason, Sammy has been approached on multiple occasions by guys who offer their wives or girlfriends "Plain Jane" for his pleasure. When he reminds them he's can't because he's married, and if he indulged, that would essentially make him a "Dick in the Dirt", the follow up question is, "well, how about oral, she's really good?"

She's on fire? Is his "Baby on Fire?"

"No, no no! I'm married! Dude, are you crazy? I can't even imagine."

These days, in a new wide-ranging interview, Sammy discusses his life in and out of rock. His latest band, The Circle, has a new album coming out in January, and he's hoping for a Grammy Award. He says, quote, "That's my bucket list...I've been double-parked in the rock 'n' roll business for 40 years, and I want a stamp on my validation so I don't have to pay to get out."

More in depth Sammy skinny on his past endeavors and times and still hard charging attitude toward life at 71 years young, here.