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Drunken Jerk Drops Pants, Spanks Off, Sings for Police
Across the bayou, it is not difficult to find a crossbreed of stark-raving mad drunkards and dive bar sideshows aggressively humping the legs off civil society. Unfortunately, when there is nothing civilized left for these gutter fiends to devour besides the skin in between their teeth, the only hop…
Man Impaled on Fence After Dodging Out on Bar Tab
There is no joy in having to pay a large bar tab, especially when there seems to be a discrepancy with the bill. However, it is well advised to just pay it – because there is even less joy in having to be removed from a fence after you impale yourself while attempting to pull the old “dr…
New Spray Gets You Drunk In Just a Few Seconds
Want to get drunk and sober up in a matter of moments — no puking, no hangover, no beer goggled hook ups? Turns out you can do just that with an instantly intoxicating spray that mimics the effects of alcohol. It’s short term, though.

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