Top 5 Horniest Rock Songs for Valentine’s Day
Oh, Valentine's Day. Even the most cynical of the Hallmark holiday have hopes of hanky panky. It's my job to exploit that with the single-most sexually frustrated songs in rock music.
Van Halen - Everybody Wants Some!!
This song is just so primal, to the point where David Lee Roth has to go off about stockings and high heels.
Crashdiet - In the Raw
These guys brought "hair metal" back to Sweden. They didn't stray too far from their influences with their "sleaze rock" approach. But this song gets off without having to be spelled out for you.
Motley Crue - Hell on High Heels
The single biggest influence to the previous entry, Motley Crue hit a new dirty with a song that opens up with "Bashful Betty, such a bondage brat" and doesn't look back.
KoRn - A.D.I.D.A.S. (All Day I Dream About Sex)
Do I have to explain this one?
Nine Inch Nails - Closer
If you're aroused, this music video will kill that for you, but if you minimize the video and turn up the volume, it will heighten the feeling.
What'd I miss? Go get some.